Ten spots · One lid · No undo

Your logo, stuck on burned into a MacBook lid.

I need a new laptop. You need people to remember your name. So I'm selling ten patches of anodised aluminium on the lid of a MacBook Pro, and a fiber laser is going to remove your logo from the dye layer at 1064 nanometres. It doesn't peel. It doesn't fade. It doesn't come off in the resale photos.

£6,699Cost of the machine
£0Raised so far
10 / 10Spots still open
384 cm²Anodising to be removed
The inventory

Ten spots. Then the lid is full, for the life of the aluminium.

Hover a rectangle to see what it costs. Everything is measured off the real lid: 356 × 248 mm of Space Black anodised 6000-series aluminium, minus the Apple logo (which stays, because I'm not a vandal) and an 18 mm keep-out band along the hinge where the Wi-Fi and Bluetooth antennas live.

Spot map · millimetres, 1:1— select a spot —
RESERVED apple logo ANTENNA KEEP-OUT · HINGE

Prices are fixed, not auctioned — I'd rather spend the evening aligning a jig than running a bidding war. First message with a usable vector file gets the spot. The ten together come to £6,750, which is £51 more than the laptop. That covers the test coupons, the laser time and the isopropyl.


A word about the alternative

Stickers are a promise you can break.

There is a whole cottage industry of people renting out laptop lids for stickers. It's a fine idea and I understand the appeal: it's reversible, it's cheap, and if the brand turns out to be a rug-pull you scrape it off with a fingernail and pretend it never happened.

That's exactly the problem. A sticker is a second surface. It sits on top of the machine with a 60-micron gap of acrylic adhesive between your logo and anything real, and everyone can see it. It curls at the corner after three flights. It collects a grey tidemark of skin oil. It gets caught on a backpack zip in Terminal 2 and now your seed-stage logo is a torn crescent that says NER. When the sponsorship ends, it goes in the bin, and so does the memory of it.

An etch is not on the laptop. An etch is the laptop. The laser doesn't add anything — there's no ink, no vinyl, no adhesive. It ablates the anodic dye off the top of the aluminium and leaves your logo standing there as bright bare metal, a few microns down, catching the light differently from every other part of the lid. It survives the airport. It survives the resale listing. It survives me.

 A stickerAn etch
What it isVinyl and adhesive, sitting on the lidThe absence of anodising. It's the lid.
Applied withA thumb and some optimismA 1064 nm fiber laser, a jig, one pass
AlignmentVibes±0.05 mm, proofed on a test coupon first
LifespanUntil the first backpack zipUntil the aluminium is recycled
RemovalFingernail, thirty seconds, no traceAn angle grinder and a new lid
Effect on resaleNone whatsoeverCatastrophic — which is the entire point
Commitment shownZero. It's a rental.Total. It's a tattoo.
What it says"I picked this up at a conference""I did this on purpose, and I can't take it back"

Anyone will let you rent their laptop for a month. I'm offering you the rest of its life.


How it actually happens

Six steps, one of which is irreversible.

None of this is new. In 2007 Leah Culver sold advertising space on a 15" MacBook Pro at $50 per square inch, got about forty sponsors, and had the whole lid laser-etched with help from Squid Labs. Welding masks came out for the tests on mylar. Four sponsors' logos came out wrong. Her rate is about $78 a square inch in today's money; mine is not quite twice that, which I justify with the two things that changed since 2007 — there are ten spots here instead of forty, and Apple now charges Max money for a Max. I've read her write-up carefully, and steps 3 and 4 exist because of those four logos.

Send artwork that a laser can actually read

One colour, vector, outlines converted — SVG, PDF or AI. No gradients, no soft shadows, no drop shadow that only exists in the PNG you have. Minimum stroke 0.35 mm, minimum counter (the hole in an e) 0.5 mm, or it fills in and your wordmark becomes a smudge.

Proof on the lid map

I place it at 1:1 on the spot you bought, send you a render on the real lid geometry, and you sign off on the exact position and scale in writing. This is the last point at which anything can be moved.

Burn a test coupon

Same alloy, same anodising, same colour, cut from a scrap lid. I ramp power, speed and pulse frequency across a grid and pick the settings where the mark goes bright without heat-tinting the edges or blowing through into the substrate. Your specific artwork gets etched on the coupon, not just a test square.

Jig it, mask it, focus it

The lid comes off the machine — no display, no battery, no logic board anywhere near the laser. It gets clamped dead flat (a 0.3 mm bow throws the focus and the edges go grey), masked with Kapton outside the field, and the focal height is set with the machine's own probe rather than by eye.

One pass

Roughly 20 watts, 20 kHz, fast — the pulse vaporises the anodic dye layer and stops. It is deliberately not a deep engrave: cutting into the metal would raise a burr and weaken a panel that is under a millimetre thick in places. Extraction runs the whole time; the vapour off anodising is not something to breathe.

Clean, photograph, reassemble

Isopropyl, a lint-free cloth, and a photo of your logo on the finished lid within 24 hours. There is no step seven. There is no revision round. It's metal.

Please do not try this on a laptop you like

  • It voids the warranty instantly, and no amount of "it's only the dye layer" will change that conversation at the Genius Bar.
  • Never with the machine assembled. The lid is separated first. A fiber laser near a display panel, a battery, or the antenna cabling is a fire, not a mistake.
  • Keep 15 mm clear of the hinge. The Wi-Fi and Bluetooth antennas run through the clutch barrel and the surrounding aluminium is part of how they radiate.
  • Eyes. 1064 nm is invisible and it focuses straight through to your retina. Enclosed machine, interlocked, or OD5+ rated filters for that wavelength — sunglasses and a welding mask are not the same thing as the right filter.
  • Extraction. Vaporised anodising and dye is a fume hazard. Vent it outside.

The canvas

What you're buying a piece of.

It's the machine I'll be writing everything on for the next four or five years — the emulator work, the reverse engineering notes, the ham radio logs. It goes to cafés, to meetups, to the repair bench, and it sits open on a train table where strangers read it upside down.

ModelMacBook Pro 16" · M5 Max
FinishSpace Black anodised aluminium
Memory / storage128 GB unified · 2 TB SSD
Lid area356 × 248 mm (883 cm²)
For sale384 cm², about 43% of the lid
Price£6,699
Expected service life4–5 years, then a shelf, then a museum

Questions

Fair enough, ask.

Can I have it removed later?

No. That's the product. If you might want it gone, buy a sticker somewhere else — there are several good sites for that and I mean it sincerely.

What if you sell the laptop?

Then someone buys a laptop with your logo on it and it keeps travelling. That's a feature. I'm not going to sell it, but the etch outlasts my intentions either way.

Can I have my brand colours?

No. A fiber laser removes material, it doesn't print. You get one colour: bright bare aluminium against Space Black. Most logos look better this way than they do in their own palette, which is an awkward thing to learn about your rebrand.

My logo is a photograph / has a gradient.

It can be halftoned — dithered into dots, like newsprint. At these sizes it reads as texture rather than image. Send it and I'll show you a coupon before you pay anything.

What happens if the etch goes wrong?

Full refund, and the photograph of the mistake goes on this page permanently with your name on it, because that's what actually happened. Leah's four botched sponsors got a story out of it; you'd get one too. Step 3 exists so this doesn't happen.

How do I pay?

Click any rectangle on the spot map. It opens with the deposit — half the spot price — and a PayPal button with the amount already filled in. Put the spot code (L1, S3, and so on) in the PayPal note so I know which rectangle you've bought. That deposit reserves the spot and pays for a test coupon etched with your actual artwork. The remaining half is invoiced only after the photo of the finished lid is in your inbox, so you never pay the balance for something you haven't seen. Bank transfer works too if you'd rather — just ask. The deposit is refundable at any point before the laser fires.

Who won't you etch?

Gambling, crypto tokens, adult content, MLM, anything with an active fraud case, and any logo I'd be embarrassed to explain in a café for the next five years. I'd rather buy the laptop myself. There's no appeals process; it's my face attached to it, on a train table, permanently.

Is this affiliated with Apple?

Absolutely not, and they would hate it. Apple, MacBook and MacBook Pro are trademarks of Apple Inc. The Apple logo on the lid is staying exactly where it is and is not for sale.